Zimbabweans on social media site Twitter have taken up the Nelson Chamisa challenge, in response to some of the MDC-T’s president more outrageous statements. The #ChamisaChallenge started after Rwandan President Paul Kagame denied claims that Chamisa had helped craft the ICT policy for his country. Here are some of the best.
Chamisa was instrumental in bringing North Korea and South Korea leaders to the negotiating table #ChamisaChallenge pic.twitter.com/6kdlQnoZuZ
— Bantu Stan (@pachanga_xl) May 30, 2018
#ChamisaChallenge Nero advised Lobengula not to put an X on the document but the Ndebele King didn't listen.
— Nate (@keddah83) May 30, 2018
#ChamisaChallenge @nelsonchamisa advised Elon Musk on the Space-X project.. @matigary pic.twitter.com/jZbJcmDwdm
— Lloyd Mberi (@lmberioo2) May 30, 2018
In mathematics, it is rumoured that Chamisa has managed to divide by 'zero'. Not only that, while practising CPR at Pari, the great orator is said to have brought the practice dummy back to life. People are still in awe😂😂#ChamisaChallenge @nelsonchamisa
— Mpangazitha (@Mcpee10) May 30, 2018
I Chamisa taught Bale on how to kick the ball like that 😂😂😂😂😂#ChamisaChallenge pic.twitter.com/LmWPfaExf2
— 04 (@McGee_Kinging) May 30, 2018
Chamisa gave Mark Zuckerberg the idea to start facebook #ChamisaChallenge @zanupf_patriots @TogarepiPupurai @TendaiChirau @matigary @KudaMzenda pic.twitter.com/qJhrDbblE3
— Changamire Dombo (@MurozviDombo) May 30, 2018
@edmnangagwa @matigary @DrVChimhutu @helfernkomo When I met ED he asked me how many scarfs and party regalia do we need? I told him we don't want scarfs and party regalia but jobs, medicine, cash, service delivery and other basic tangibles #ChamisaChallenge
— Mlungisi Dube (@OkaPhusisa) May 30, 2018
Ooh, apparently that is not anything new. It seems oratorship is not his only skill. History has it, that Charles Darwin is said to have overheard the 'theory of evolution' from the master Chamisa#ChamisaChallenge 😂😂
— Mpangazitha (@Mcpee10) May 30, 2018
Nelson gave the team talk before the Champions League final to lead Real Madrid to victory #ChamisaChallenge pic.twitter.com/q2EwOcdvb9
— Thembi (@T1mbles) May 30, 2018
#ChamisaChallenge Chamisa advised Stunner to rip off Olinda.
— Duchess of Mthwakazi (@Xesha8) May 30, 2018
I have it on record when Chamisa asked me to write it somewhere. He said;
"When die you are going to see me in heaven together with another prophet….if don't see me there then you haven't gone to heaven but you've gone to hell " .#ChamisaChallenge
— FOR•THE•CULTURE (@4theculturezw) May 30, 2018
I advised the General how to carry out the coup and told him how and where to park the tanks #Chamisachallenge
— #ThePeoplesChampion👊🏾🤝✊🏾 (@acielumumba) May 30, 2018
Chamisa advised Pharaoh to let the children of Israel go#ChamisaChallenge
— 𝕄𝔸𝕁𝕆ℝ 𝕂 (@KelvinCeee) May 30, 2018
I was instrumental in the discovery of the Apple Brand #ChamisaChallenge pic.twitter.com/AsAaBdwFOp
— Nick Mangwana (@nickmangwana) May 30, 2018
VaMnangagwa, takavataurira kuti isusu tinoziva strategy yese kuti New Dispensation ibudirire. Tikati Mudhara, 100 days dzakawandisa tinenge tatodzosa cash, zvikoro nemahospital zvaakuvakwa.. Akatapirirwa ED akati ndimi vapfana vatoda, vari brilliant nemaideas #ChamisaChallenge pic.twitter.com/mFw6q2mHak
— Travel Guy (@PTChimusoro) May 30, 2018
“I helped to launch the new competitor of Delta and Pepsi in Zimbabwe” @Nagey8 @TheMelMilton @tapsruwizhi @renco_reo #ChamisaChallenge pic.twitter.com/kQnqELnMOY
— J.I.F.E-The Drummer (@hizwrthy) May 30, 2018
I read somewhere that Chamisa gave Bill Gates ICT codes for Microsoft computers #ChamisaChallenge😂😂,is it true?
— Ngororano Gad (@Gadnina) May 30, 2018
After the 999th time,Chamisa is the one who gave Thomas Edison the missing link to the bulb!!#chamisachallenge
— Kudakwashe Blessing Chikondowa (@wekwaChikondowa) May 30, 2018
I wonder whether being ICT Minister made Chamisa an ICT guru …just a question chete
Nonsense Chamisa has my vote GodIsInIt
But they are several pictures of kagame and chamisa going rounds who is lying now kkkkkk.
A God fearing man of God like Chamisa should not lie to the electorate like that.God will punish you.
He is being punished already
I believe the world was made from nothing. So whats so surprising about Chamisa and Spaghetti Trains. This guy gets wisdom from Jesus! Believe it or not .What this guy says is achievable, only immature minds will not believe the amazing things that can happen to Zimbabwe. Zimbabwe needs people like Chamisa. We can be another USA in Africa. because of the people. But some few dum headed Zimbabweans will try to stop this from happening
I will vote for nero coz of all the attributes mentioned above